I TOTALLY SUCK
at cooking. I suck at drawing, at playing guitar, knitting
and I suck at at recognizing tree species from their leaves.
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However, if there is one thing I'm good at, it's computer management. I can make your printer work again, loosen up your problematic computer you are about to throw out of the window, solve all of its problems and speed it up like in its younger days, recover your lost data, or secure your accounts against hackers, among other things.
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If you know how to cook, live in the Pays de Gex
and are desperate with your computer, seek no further.
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Contact 6/7, 7am-9pm, which is sweet for emergencies like MY COMPUTER
CHOSE A [bloody] SUNDAY MORNING TO DIE AND EVERYTHING IS CLOSED.
Swift on-site trip, depending on availability.
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Besides, in 2024, it's free! (See the rates pages)
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In partnership with depannagedegeek.fr
WHAT I DO
- Home Windows PC troubleshooting
- Individual computer lessons/coaching (FR-EN-ES)
- Speeding up Windows (deep cleaning, debloating...)
- Reinstalling Windows or Linux
- Resolving printer issues (printer not printing)
- Wifi issues
- Upgrading old PCs (adding RAM, switching to a SSD disk)
- Physical cleaning (dust)
- Securing your accounts and passwords
- Recovering lost data on a failing hard drive or USB key (fair warning: success rate about 30~40%)
- etc.
WHAT I DON'T DO
- Replacing broken screens or keyboard keys. Please prefer a hardware repair shop for that (ex. Trade Repair)
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- Apple (Mac, iPhones)
Video on the right:
Before/after demonstration of booting a PC I've been servicing.
- Replaced the mechanical drive with an SSD
- Increased RAM from 4 to 16 GB
- Fresh installation of a light version of Windows that I optimized myself
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--> Boot time reduced from 4'50 to 0'20
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Parts cost: €70
Professional experience
IT expert, I have worked for Google (among others) and I have been
a professional programmer in Geneva since 2014.
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Since 1997, I've been fighting all day long against all kind of problems
you can encounter on a PC, so I have developed a certain mastery
of the systems, software as much as hardware.
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I also designed and built my own computers range.
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I've been doing PC maintenance at home since 2003.
My clients were so satisfied with my "magic"
that they started calling me The Sorcerer.